It's when a girl squirt on your face!
by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022
Get the Squirt flashbangmug. Typically theatrical, other wise known as piss and cum. Mainly piss like a leaky faucet . Undesirable unpredictable and messy
She's such a squirter reminds me of my leaky tap
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all
by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019
Get the Squirtmug. Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Squirtmug. It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025
Get the Squirtmug. "I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
Get the Murphy squirtsmug. Saginaw squirting is the act of inserting mentos into a woman’s vagina and proceeding to fill the vagina with Diet Coke. The liquid that sprays out as a result is Saginaw Squirt.
I met this hottie at the bar last night and she took me back to her place and sprayed my face with that Saginaw Squirt.
by dswee June 12, 2025
Get the Saginaw Squirtmug. When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
Get the Period-squirtsmug.