squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

SSS - stop squirting september

This is the female version of NNN (no nut november) its similar to FFF (finger free february). This is a time to get back at your boyfriends for NNN, we're gonna step it up though to prove ourselves. No physical contact of any sexual context, no masturbation, making out is limited to 2 minutes, and absolutely no sex. Such as edging, humping, duke dennis hugs, etc. No pornography unless in any innocent context: watching movie scenes, etc. No exceptions. If you make it through, bragging rights .

Lauren - Hey its SSS!! Are you gonna do it? Its your time to get back at Bobby for NNN.

Samantha - Of course, I've been waiting for this.

Lauren - Good luck girl you got this.

Lauren- SSS - stop squirting september

by 11mbat+11maj October 25, 2024

squirting

when a large amount of cum squirts out of a woman’s vagina!

did you see that pornstar squirting??

by iam100%correct February 20, 2022

Doom squirting

It’s gooning but female version

Omg I doom squirting all night !!!

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025

Pepper Squirting

The act of shoving multiple bell peppers into your partners vagina while simultaneously guessing the color of each bell pepper one by one this act can be amped up by having your partners bloody squirt temporarily blind you

Man me and Sally had an amazing time pepper squirting

by Poxxum May 19, 2024

squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023