cock splash

Someone who always butts in on a conversation with something stupid or totally irrelevant to the actual conversation being had.

1. This is a and b conversation so see your way out of it you cock splash!
2. What did you say that for you cock splash!
3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!

by Greenmeenie007 February 10, 2015

make a splash

drop a deuce, spray some mud, take a dump

A man waiting for an open stall in the men's room might announce: "Come on man, hurry up, make a splash!"

by Whisk3yM1ke May 8, 2008

splashin the puddle

when u bust it on a girls stomach and then splash it with your dick

hey i know her, i splased the puddle all over the bitch one time

by johnny rocketship April 22, 2005

Emerald Splash

Cumming on girls face while having strong urinal infection

I've done emerald splash to her
Ew dude that's fucking gross

by Turo_shawty March 12, 2021

splash attack

The process in which someone takes a handful of cooze and throws it onto someone, preferable onto the face. The thrower must yell "Splash Attack!" while doing so. Can be performed by a male or female.

Girl: What are you doing with that cooze?
Guy: Uh...uh...SPLASH ATTACK!
Girl: I swear to gwad you're sleeping on the couch tonight!

by Matt D. Underwood April 23, 2008

splash

A cigarette rolled with approximately one part tobacco and one part hash. A variation on the common term spliff, meaning a cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.

Dude, I got fucked up on the splash last night!

by Original Maker March 20, 2008

splash

the act of releasing feces from your anus; taking a poop

I'll be back, I gatta take a splash

by Joey Bam-Bam May 4, 2006