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Spanish-American War

A war that took place in 1898 where the United States totally owned ass, taking over colonies that used to belong to Spain. Can be used to describe a minor conflict between an American and someone of some sort of Spanish descent.
Yo, me an' dat bitch are having a Spanish-American War.
by Sizzila October 12, 2005
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spank fuck

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.
by NelloD June 27, 2008
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Spankenfest

A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.
Let's start making plans now for next year's Spankenfest celebration. In fact, let's enjoy a little bit of Spankenfest each day!
by Apas Mara December 9, 2008
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Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.
His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
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Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.
by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013
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Spanish mackerel

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.
by JMBrowning May 25, 2014
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Narrow Spanish Bastard.

Richard Thompson. and or/ other.

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Narrow lad
Richard loves to shark, shame he is a Narrow Spanish Bastard.
by wideladdd January 25, 2011
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