distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 28, 2005

snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.

"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."

by sideshow slim November 30, 2009

fester snatch

synonym for a bald pussy

It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.

by mr. xxx November 13, 2006

slit snatch

A slit made into an object for the insertion of the male sex organ.

"If you dont shut up I am going to turn you into a slit snatch."

by Free HAt November 30, 2006

Bologna Snatch

When the clit hangs far outside the vagina resembeling a folded piece of Bolgna.

Man, I thought Lori was a fox until I got her pantys off and seen that Bologna Snatch hangin out, It looked like a dog panting for water!

Sue's Bologna Snacth will clap for you when you pull out.

by jus_sayin March 31, 2011

snatch cord

when you go to bang your fucking lady from behind and she is on the rag make sure you rip the smelly snatch cord out before entry.if you dont you will send a wad of cotton up her smelly red vag forever.

i was fucking my grandmother at just the wrong moment she screamed pull the snatch cord pull the fucking snatch cord.

by billy snatch cord September 03, 2008

Snatch Grab

Performed on the unsuspecting females of the world.

The extension of the pinky finger (to be placed in the brown winker), and the two fingering fingers (to be placed in the pink winker) and use of the thumb on the "clitoris".

This process can be confused with "two in the pink,1 in the stink", however can only be pulled of with the use of extreme aggression.

Note: Can be performed whilst sprinting past the snatch, requiring great skill, not recommended for beginner snatch grabbers.

ay up, I just saw an unsuspecting snatch that I will most likely dominate with a snatch grab

by snatchgrabber1010 January 28, 2011