Smart

Someone who's a dumbass.

"My daughter is so smart"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021

supremly_smart

A bleach fan, Pretty chill, champ________________’s favorite mutual, and hes mad funny,and a legend

supremly_smart is a MF goat

by Champ’s Son March 11, 2021

Smart

Taylorini Linguini

taylorini linguini is extremely smart

by ahsousighjfnldk March 19, 2021

Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.

James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.

by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021

Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

Street smart

A phony term that allows for too many people to cling to a phony, cardboard image instead of being themselves.

There is no such thing as street smart, it's all bullshit anyway.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021