1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
Get the safety bite mug.To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
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when someone makes a joke about something you dont really get, but you know its a joke so you give a short laugh
when someone says: "make sure you check their
pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
by ouch123456 July 11, 2011
Get the safety laugh mug.Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.
1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
by piccoli September 26, 2012
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by Chris0101 March 24, 2013
Get the safe sax mug.Safe to swipe, or STS for short, is a phrase used to indicate to a viewer that it is safe to swipe either left or right when viewing photos on another's mobile phone.
It is considered extremely poor manners to swipe in either direction without receiving this kind of verbal clearance as one's extremely personal photos of adult relations may be unwittingly displayed to a wider audience than originally intended - and what has been seen cannot be unseen.
It is considered extremely poor manners to swipe in either direction without receiving this kind of verbal clearance as one's extremely personal photos of adult relations may be unwittingly displayed to a wider audience than originally intended - and what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Person #1: Check out this pic of a rockin sunset over the desert I took yesterday.
Person #2: Awesome! Hey dude, am I safe to swipe?
Person #1: Don't you ****ing dare!
Person #2: Awesome! Hey dude, am I safe to swipe?
Person #1: Don't you ****ing dare!
by TheLooseMoose November 25, 2014
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