Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.

"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"

by s3x Machine December 31, 2007

shoot shoot

the act of spilling your love juices. can be imitated by the use of the shake-weight

Chi Chen I love it when you shoot shoot all over my face. I like the saltiness and mountain dew residue

by suckysucky5dollar December 15, 2010

town scooter

A deity under the village bicycle.

Mira used to be the village bicycle, but Jenny subverted her. Mira's now the town scooter.

by John McCrary December 2, 2007

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005