sloppy bitch

a messy drunk; female

sung to the mickey mouse them:
S-L-O-P-P-Y B-I-T-C-H!

Did you see michelle last night? what a sloppy bitch!!

by Jacqueline&Sarah July 21, 2004

sloppy one

A name for a blowjob, specifically one where the man's jizz gets everywhere, making the whole thing sloppy.

Shut up and gimme a sloppy one, bitch.

by Funk3e_ChunkEE_3.14 June 3, 2005

Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."

That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.

by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007

Sloppy Samei

While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.

Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.

Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.

by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009

Sloppy Nacho

A complex snowboarding style. Common in self-taught professionals, this approach involves speeding up when you see "SLOW" signs, sending it, doing barrel rolls, wearing a fanny-pack filled with nachos, and having your lift ticket checked by ski patrol.

Mary-Beth: What is the first rule of Sloppy Nacho?
Paul: The first rule of Sloppy Nacho is losing your keys on the hill.

by bizm January 8, 2018

Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy

by Senator of the sauce March 27, 2019

Sloppy Raven

When a guy pins a girls legs to her stomach and penetrates her using a squatting motion while simultaneously flapping his arms and making raven like cries.

Last night my friend pulled tore his rotator cuff while doing the sloppy raven to his girlfriend.

by Todd Cleary October 13, 2007