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Missouri Slip N' Slide 

A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.
Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I collapsed.

Body Slide 

a synonym for teleportation and associated devices. Used in several books but mainly was a method of travel for the Marvel character "Cable" on his time traveling adventures.
"Computer, Body slide by 1 to intercept Bishop." or "Body Slide to H.Q."
Body Slide by agentexeider April 21, 2009

Up and Down The Slide 

Wanna Fuck?, Let's have sex.

Another term for fucking. If you want a guy to know that you want to fuck him, say this phrase and he'll understand you. Either that or lick your lips...

Oh, and if your guy doesn't understand this little phrase, he's on crack and he's lost his marbles!!! But...try to explain it to him.
Girl: "Hey baby."

Guy: "Hey, what do you want to do today?"

Girl: "I wanna go up and down the slide. Can we?"

Guy: "Sure, let's go!"
Up and Down The Slide by Soulja_Girl December 26, 2007

Okiepinokie mud slide 

Anally fucking a bitch with diahrea at the same time she's taking that liqud dump.
"Hey Billy" I fucked that bitch in the arse last nite while she was having diahrea, I was slipping & sliding all over the place just like the Okiepinokie mud slide.

Mississippi Mud Slide 

an act which enlists a group of posh, pretentious twats, who, usually, know each other from the villages' local cricket teams. Said twats get naked, and all do a shit on a long peice of heavy duty plastic which is laid out down the length of one's garden. They then proceed to take turns in running up to and sliding down the plastic, which by now is covered in shit.
posh twat 1: "oh Mortimer, do join us for a Mississippi Mud Slide on Saturday after cricket."

posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"

Tallahassee Water-Slide 

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.