utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

Slow slap

Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation

Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!

by Deke freak June 8, 2018

llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks

that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!

by Jayyzee November 2, 2010

Prince Slap

Slapping someone just like Will Smith did Chris Rock at the Oscar’s

If someone is talking shit to/about you in your face you can reply with “Keep talking and ima Prince Slap you”

Past tense “Dang “insert name” just got Prince Slapped”.

by Urban Lag April 12, 2022

Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.

I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Clout Slap

When an incredibly influential individual desires you to be slapped and asks you to do it yourself.

Man I was late to work again and my boss clout slapped me on Skype.

by Rash Epsilon August 16, 2014

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013