Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it

Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it

Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

by Reed1103 March 13, 2018

Life-saving extraction

Physical removal of an individual from a situation that is life threatening and not compatible with continued life; when a person is removed from a dangerous situation where death is imminent.

He waited patiently for a life-saving extraction from the crimes against humanity committed by the regime founded on organized crime.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 12, 2018