Shovel

Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.

Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?

by Stephanie--------- October 28, 2008

Shovel-ready

Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.

Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.

by Ibiwisi February 10, 2009

Shmoke

Engaging in sexual activity.

Dude me and Lindsey are gonna shmoke tomorrow.

by jlohmann8 March 19, 2019

Seneca Shovel

Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.

I didn't have anything to serve for the potluck, so I gave her Taco Bell, and made a Seneca Shovel

by Nemaha Valley Butt Caper December 25, 2007

Feline Barbwire Rod Shove

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.

My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.

by Dixi Normous April 26, 2008

Shovel Knight

A shovel knight is a poorly armed player in survival roleplay situations, who usually defends him or herself with unrealistically powerful melee weaponry, usually a shovel.

Look at all those Shovel Knights staring at that Type G.

by Velikoth yes May 7, 2010

shovel ass

a rude comment directed towards woman who get fucked in the ass hole multiple times a day

"wow..what a fucking shovel ass!"

"hey.. nice shovel ass"

by dick vandingo. March 27, 2009