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Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.
My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you
by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010
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Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.
john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"
by google blowz July 25, 2010
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Dip Shovel

A person or object with no value in itself and is only useful by giving you access to something else.
Mary is such a dip shovel; I would break up with her if she didn't give me free tickets to the movies...
by DonofrioGirl December 28, 2011
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ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.
Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!
by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013
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steaming shovel

Where you fuck a girl in the ass then pull out and make her suck your dick.
by Spoondick January 24, 2014
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Operation Shovel

Operation Shovel is where Person A lubes up a spoon with a lot of lube, then enter the lubed spoon vaginally or anally into Person B or themselves. Once they hit prostate, or G-spot, Person A then yell,"I struck gold. YARG!!"
Person A: Ready for Operation Shovel
Person B: Yes!
Person A after hitting the G-Spot: I STRUCK GOLD!!!! YARG!!"
by Vriska_Serket April 22, 2014
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that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.
That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.
by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015
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