Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.

Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'

by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022

Spears

A regal and highly favored surname. Most with this name are exceptional and have very high standards

That girl has spears like qualities.

by kevroyh December 15, 2022

Sears & Roedoe

Da brand name of da feminine-themed line of products marketed by da "first to fix prices" retail giant.

"Sears & Roedoe" may indeed be da "better-half equivalent" of da classic store name, but da also-opposite-sounding names "Sears Rowback" and "Sears Rowforward" are actually pretty much da exact same thing, in dat they both indicate how unreliable your boat's rear-mounted putt-putt is; in fact, da "row forward" motor is evidently even worse than da "no power on da return trip" model, if it actually craps out even before you get very far underway!

by QuacksO January 2, 2023

Shearing

When a lady has sex with a sheep .lesbians scissor. Woman and sheep do shearing

That’s gross did you see that lady shearing yesterday?

by Don’t look under the bed May 21, 2023

Sheard

The term for a dedicated shit muncher. A Sheard loves eating shit directly out of any living creature's asshole and then reinserting it, only to eat it again. They often go after children too.

Whoa William! You're coming across like a bit of a Sheard today!

by GameNewsOfficial June 18, 2023

Swears

Noun (sa-weers) when it’s so hot outside you sweat and you cry and it becomes a mixture and you don’t know which is which.

It was so hot outside I had swears coming down my fave as if I left out of a sauna.

by Washingteen-O August 17, 2023

Smears McGee

A term used when a person “smears” a lot, to the point of absurdity, to learn what a smear is, check the definition on smear by this same author

Man1: look at Smears McGee over there
Man2: oh yea, I can tell he’s a smear by the smell

by AverageCanadian7567 August 17, 2023