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Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
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shavinmary

what comes up on predictive text when you try to write pictionary.
guy 1: i was doing some online shavinmary yesterday!
guy 2: er, what?
guy 1: i meant online pictionary!
guy 2: oh... well that's crap
by Japandas April 18, 2010
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Shaving the rasin

When the head of ones penis misses the mark and is scraped against pubes on the outer rim of the target.
I was going for a poke but ended up shaving the rasin.
by Salo120 December 22, 2010
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Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015
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Shaving Chewbacca

Can' t figure it out?
Tough luck, you're shaving Chewbacca mate!
by TheBlellumBliss February 1, 2016
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shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 7, 2017
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shavinghorse

Shavinghorse: A large hand made saw horse, with a built-in saddle, in front of the saddle is a vice which holds a large sharp blade used for shaving the bark from wooden post, such as a fence post.

Shavinghorse's were commonly used during the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries. Also the area with the vice/blade attachment was known to be very wide on the shavinghorse.
Many earlier settlers when referring to someone who had a larger than average head would often refer to the person as "having a head like a shavinghorse"
Wow Bob, did you see the size of that dude's head? - he had a head on him like a shavinghorse!
by Ole' Moe March 21, 2017
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