Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015

the screaming bitches

When a bitch is drunk and yells at another bitch for steeling her man.

Person1: Did you see that fight last night at the bar.
Person2: Yeah. The screaming bitches since one stool the other ones man. Were crazy.
Person1: I know right!

by X4ney June 30, 2015

triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.

Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!

by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017

screamy screaming Songs

Music that's involves some form of screaming. E.g. heavy metal, emo, etc.

Not all Black Veil Brides songs are Screamy Screaming songs, Matthew.

by Morning all November 28, 2017

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime

I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019