pan scan

ct scan of the head, facial bones, cervical spine, chest, abdomen and pelvis, originally used for patients with severe trauma but now used to prove those body parts exist.

Triage nurse: He broke his ankle/got punched in the nose/ was found on the floor next to his bed/ is demented. Pan scan.
ER resident: He looks ok, but he broke a bone. Pan scan.
Radiology attending: He's got an effing nasal bone fracture. What are they looking for? Why the pan scan.
Radiology resident: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Radiology attending: effing pan scan

by PGY25 April 8, 2025

Shuric Scan

It is the best (YTPMV) ever

IT WILL BE EVERYWHERE

ALSO I USED IT IN SCRATCH

BEACUSE I DO

I LOVE IT

MADE ON VEGAS PRO

I MADE A SHURIC SCAN
NO WAY LET ME SE ET

by thenumberblockslove June 15, 2025

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

febler's scandal

sexual harassment of a young sir.

squeezing and/or feeling different parts of a male's anatomy.

The drunk hobo commited febler's scandal.

Jason gave my ass a squeeze, otherwise known as commiting febler's scandal.

by Master Debator May 18, 2006

East Side Sauna

Originally devised as a retaliation to the Upper Deck an East Side Sauna is the act of defecating on a party host's dish (Preferably Fine China or Silver), placing said dish in the host's oven and then turning the oven on a low heat. This process releases the odors from the dish flooding the apartment with warmth and a rich aroma.

Greg decided it would be funny to shit in the toilet tank of my bathroom, so the next time I was at his apartment I was going to turn it into an East Side Sauna.

by vagabondPrince March 28, 2011

Catherine Chloe Saunders

An amazing and beautiful human being with adorable freckles and a captivating eyes. She typically is a red head and is really smart. She's sweet and helpful and is always there for you when you're down. Makes a great girlfriend or best friend, someone you can always rely on. I highly suggest getting to know a Catherine Chloe Saunders, certainly won't regret it.

Man, that Catherine Chloe Saunders is so hot

Yeah, she's a real sweetheart.

by thagoddess December 17, 2012

Sleight of scan

The method by which one steals items from a store by means of the self-checkout register.
Common practice includes scanning an inexpensive item while bagging a near-identical but more costly one, only partially weighing items, or otherwise misrepresenting the count.

Guy1: "Why pay 99¢ for those gourmet, grocery store bagels when a little sleight of scan can get them for the 59¢ doughnut price?"

Guy2: "Dude, seriously? It's forty cents..."

by drive-in couch September 25, 2014