simplemadness

LJ user who wears a cowboy hat, also known to run by various aliases including "guy in the cowboy hat"

Look! There's simplemadness! Hey, and there is simplemadness's Cowboy hat.

Yes, thats him, the guy in the cowboy hat!

by Jack the ripper May 3, 2004

SPAMple

A freely given sample of SPAM.

I got a free SPAMple at the festival and it was tasty!

by g. gilk October 23, 2007

simple beauty

How a nice hot girl describes an uglier and usually larger girl

Guy: "She's pretty ugly"
Nice hot girl: "No, she's a simple beauty!"

by jerkstore7373728281 January 17, 2014

Simple noms

Simple yet deliciously satisfying food/drink.

Dayum, these grapes are such simple noms.

by datstudentlife July 13, 2015

simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.

When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018

Simple Salary Man

A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.

This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.

Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.

Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.

Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.

by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020

simple dimple

its a dumb word , that a dumb person dumbly used in one of their dumb songs in a dumb reel in 2021- 2022. its a simple dumb pimple. i see u have one on ur big forehead

wow what a "simple dimple"
shes such a "simple dimple" pa

by Dudeusuc January 24, 2022