Swedish ass whistle

what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.

Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.

also: u will die.

PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.

PPS: nothing.

I said what I said.

I typed what I typed.

Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 18, 2024

swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.

"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus

by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

swedish candle

When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.

Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!

by MarissaRos August 15, 2016

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

swedish harem

One man, many girls. Basically a reverse gangbang.

Scott: "Dude I had a Swedish Harem last night!"
Alan: "Nice one! How many girls mate?"
Scott: "14!"
Alan: "Niiiiccceeeee"

by Legen-wait for it-dary Bro August 3, 2016

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!

Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020