Timmy Story

A Short Simple Pointless story

Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"

You: wow what a timmy story

Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"

You: wow timmy

by Rob Knockout October 8, 2008

Vagrant Story

A unique, amazing 2000 adventure game by Square. It takes place between Final Fantasy Tactics and Final Fantasy XII although the connection may have been retcon after the release of FFXII. The game fuses elements from rougelikes, jRPGs, puzzle games, platformers, action games and rhythm games and revolves around a complex weapon creation system.

VS follows the story of Ashley Riot as he investigates a religious cult run by a seemingly immortal and omniscient figure.

Dude, Vagrant Story kicks ass.

by I have no name...yet. January 10, 2009

Drug Store Rape

The obscene amount of money you spend on crap while waiting 20 minutes for a prescription you should have called in.

"Nose hair clippers for my dog. Genius!" Ahem, you were just victim to Drug Store Rape.

"Anything 'as advertised on tv'."

by bluebouquet August 25, 2011

Storm

the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile.
She'll make everyone around her feel good & help them in any way possible that she can. No matter how much pain she is in; she'll help you & she'll make you have the biggest smile on your face. Shes always happy & wants to make you happy too.
Storm is a strong human being .

Storm was my ex girlfriend,
& in the Marvel comic books.

by superman10 August 20, 2009

stormie

a very smart person that has the potential to be successful in almost everything. Whenever things are really hard they know always how to handle the moments all the time. And not to forget the most important thing she is always smiling.

someday you are going to become a stormie!!

by cdaddy22 December 31, 2014

Sex story

Here’s a story about sex that’s actually really hot and that’s not fucking trash like most other sex stories on urban dictionary. Lily’s best friend, Valentina was going to come over in 5 minutes. Lily was quite horny, though. She wished this feeling would go away. Lily lay on her bed, nearly steaming hot, and sweating, nearly moaning at the thought of being fucked. She was so lost in the feeling, that when she heard the doorbell ring she was quite startled. She quickly hobbled down the stairs and opened the door to see her friend, Valentina. Lily instantly started blushing. Valentina looked really sexy. Lily instantly pulled Valentina in for a kiss. They let their tongues swirl around and dance with each other, and Lily let out a soft moan. They both knew what was next. Valentina put Lily down on the couch and started undressing her. Valentina gasped in delight as she stared at Lily’s body. Lily’s breasts were very big, perky and round. Valentina immediately lowered her head into Lily’s breast, rolling around her sensitive buds in her mouth. Lily let a series of moans escape her mouth as Valentina sucked on her breasts. Then, Valentina lowered her head down to start eating Lily’s pussy. She swirled her tongue around her gummy walls, making Lily let out series of moans, growing louder and louder. “AHH! I think i’m gonna cum!” Lily shouted. Lily came into Valentina’s mouth.

(sorry i hate the fuckin character limit) “You naughty little slut,” Valentina said, lifting her head, cum dripping from her mouth. Then, Valentina started rubbing her pussy against Lily’s pussy. Their moans grew increasingly louder. The room felt so hot, it felt as if they were both about to melt. Their pussies created so much friction. But just as they were both about to cum, Valentina’s phone started ringing. Valentina grunted in frustration and picked up the phone. A few minutes later, Valentina set her phone down, frustrated. “I have to go home, my parents need me to help with some bullshit chores. I’ll fuck you again soon.” And just before Lily could open her mouth to protest, she heard the door open and shut. Lily moaned in frustration, upset that her amazing sex story had to end this way. She wished it hadn’t had to end so early.

by women> May 22, 2022

Candy Store

Slang for an apartment or dwelling, often in an urban environment, which is being used to facilitate the production of crystal meth.

"Yo, DeShawn just got some new kicks, did he get himself a job?" "Yeah, right, he's probably just working at the candy store again."

by Fleet Wood April 30, 2014