Last Stand

What a noob in Black Ops calls second chance

noob - stop using last stand you noob
not a noob - it's called second chance you noob

by sammy_g February 20, 2011

Mexican Stand-off

It is when you open a girls vagana and fill it with tequila... then you wrap sandpaper around your dick and pound her as hard as possible!!!

Last night my girlfriend and I had a Mexican Stand-off!

by WTF119 March 17, 2019

puerto rican stand-still

Any confrontation involving three or more individuals at odds with each other, usually brandishing weapons such as broken cerveza bottles and chain wallets, that ends in a stalemate.

That punta Hector brought his panty waste brother Jose to Esteban's crib and tried to throw down. Esteban was going to waste their punk asses, but it was obvious they were in a Puerto Rican Stand-Still when Esteban's friends bounced and the three of them realized they all had no back and were just gonna blast each other away without anyone walking away breathing.

by succubitch July 25, 2010

Tijuana Taco Stand

Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.

Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!

by Johnny Creepy Bananas July 27, 2011

Apple Pro Stand

It good plz buy at ur local ur mom wallet, if say no plz steel

the Apple Pro Stand is the best item in the world because its $999 and it hold money moniteor that cost $4999

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Danky boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ June 21, 2019

You're dead where you stand!

This where being in deep trouble is unheard of, and goes beyond in deep shit. You might as well face it... doomed is putting it mildly. You are in SO deep in woe, you can only pray for death.

And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.

A scene from the Sandlot after Scotty Smalls explains about why he borrowed his

stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----

Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!

Can you say Oh shit?

by CDSmith1967 February 20, 2017

mexican stand off

An activity in which two males stand in front of each other wanking it until one of them finishes and he is declared the victor.

Friend: "Dude, why are you sad and all sticky??"

Tanner: ...I just lost the mexican stand off.."

by Danimal170 September 26, 2012