Ranch Snake 

The whitest person alive who always resides on being white acting white, and living white

Damn mickey is such a ranch snake he should kill himself!

Ranch Snake by shopatrbs May 13, 2008

snakebite 

Larger, cider and blackcurrent, sometimes refered to as a snakebite and black, diesel (scotland) or even "Jungle Juice". The combination of sugar and alcohol goes to some peoples heads and as a result some publicans refuse to serve it and claim it is illegal.

A favourite of Irish and English Goths/metal heads/rockers and Austrialians.

If visiting America be careful! If you ask for a snakebite in an Irish bar you may find the taste of Gunniess making it way in to your mouth. Gunniess is used instead of larger by some, a vile practice.

"Snakebite an' black!" *Barman pours a messure of black in to a pint glass and draws off half cider and half larger and relives you of some currency.*

snakebite by Zopha September 26, 2005

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

Ride the snake 

Pulling through a psychedelic drug experience by help from friends (usually also tripping). The idea of the trip as a long ride on a seemingly dangerous creature, whom u must trust (ride) to the lake (that moment of relief). Made popular by Jim Morrison's peyote trips. The example of a snake is found in Native American rites of passage.

*during a trip*

Its cool, relax. Ride the snake. We're all on the snake together, brothers. If you show fear, the snake will destroy you. But if you trust the snake, He'll take us to the lake. Ride the snake.

Ride the snake by Hole Wheet April 5, 2007

mud snake

An aninal indegenous to water with a lifespan of about 2 or 3 minutes. Usually dark brown, but can vary to hues to mustard yellow. Where it smells horrible, the odor can usually be alleviated by flushing the toilet.

Hey Dave, come check out my pet mud snake.

mud snake by JayBee March 26, 2005

snakedick 

A medically-recognized condition where in your penis turns into a poisonous serpent.

Tycho: "I take eleven pills a day just so I DON'T see monsters."

Gabe: "That's a lot. You get any side-effects?"

Tycho: "Yeah. Snakedick."

Gabe: "Is that really bad, or really awesome?"

Tycho: "It depends on what you want to do with your dick."

snakedick by Red-Rum-18 October 18, 2010

snake eyes 

n. (1. Non-urban) A roll of two dice in which both show 1.

(2. Urban) The number 1.1, esp. an academic GPA of 1.1

Yolanda: 'Sup Dashante, how's yo midterms lookin'?

Dashante: Not too good, baby. I'm rollin' snake eyes!

snake eyes by Carl Willis January 27, 2004