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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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smart

Person 1: he he seems smart.
person 2: no he cant be, hes a dreamstan
by 41149512 February 8, 2022
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smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at
Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt
by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022
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Smart

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.
by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020
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Super smart cool kid

A poser; he is not smart or cool and he calls hot peoples girlfriends dumb.
Super smart cool kid- You don't need an example this is pretty self- explanatory
by KidneyThief November 3, 2020
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business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .
Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.
by Handling business September 14, 2020
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Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
by boikinly August 14, 2023
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