slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.

Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?

by spncrm August 1, 2008

Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Slow slap

Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation

Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!

by Deke freak June 8, 2018

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.

David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.

by NefAlive April 22, 2017

Slapped with Stank

Eating a stank ass pussy.

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017