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candy slam

A sexual maneuver whereupon the female, situated on top, eases her genitalia up gently up the shaft of the penis and proceeds to 'slam' down hard.
I could sure go for a CANDY SLAM! right about now!
by E01, E07, E11, E13 December 6, 2007
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Cooter Slam

The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.
5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.
by masonjar014 February 25, 2011
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Grand Slam

A male performing a one night stand with a female successfully penetrating, and ejaculating in every love hole, before going to sleep.
"Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?" Ya man, I hit a grand slam on her.
by Mr.nunes March 10, 2009
mugGet the Grand Slammug.

Band Slam

A movie with I-love-being-naked Vanessa Hudgens, some ugly nerd kid, and Alyson Michalka. DO NOT WATCH IT. It's RETARDED. Basically, some wannabe nerds who know how to play instruments and THINK they can sing get together and get a band, which, OF COURSE, *EVERYONE*, and I mean EVERYONE, just absolutely LOVES. Even though they pretty much suck.

Best Line: NONE.
Worst Line: Okay, this ruined the whole movie. "Whats your name?" *naked girl writes down SA5M* "The 5 is silent."

WTH? You loser!

DO NOT WATCH
Mileycyrusrules: I loved that movie, Band Slam.
Boomboompow: Wow, your a loser. *logs out*
by Fergie-Luv August 14, 2009
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Slam Pig

A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.
GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck
by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020
mugGet the Slam Pigmug.

porkchop slam

1. Trounced in a battle of skill.
2. Exclamation of intense feeling after achieving a great accomplishment.
3. Whatever the hell you want it to mean.
That girl's so hot, imma give her a porkchop slam!
by ounrequitedo June 3, 2011
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Slam dunk

When a man his at the point of climax pulling out and shooting it in the air only to catch it his hand and "slam dunk" it in to the women's face.
Women: "why did you pull out?" turns her head round. Man: "kobi" hand lands on her face. Slam dunk!!!!!
by Hardmaninc April 16, 2019
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