slam jam

The act of having the most violent, outrageous, and deafening intercourse of any kind, providing the thrusting has the capability of serious injury if used incorrectly.

Yo biatch, its 2 clock, get yo tank azz in here and get yo slam jam

think that hurt? wait till i slam jam your ass

by snuffleluffagous May 05, 2005

candy slam

A sexual maneuver whereupon the female, situated on top, eases her genitalia up gently up the shaft of the penis and proceeds to 'slam' down hard.

I could sure go for a CANDY SLAM! right about now!

by E01, E07, E11, E13 November 12, 2007

Cooter Slam

The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.

5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.

by masonjar014 February 07, 2011

Grand Slam

A male performing a one night stand with a female successfully penetrating, and ejaculating in every love hole, before going to sleep.

"Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?" Ya man, I hit a grand slam on her.

by Mr.nunes March 10, 2009

Band Slam

A movie with I-love-being-naked Vanessa Hudgens, some ugly nerd kid, and Alyson Michalka. DO NOT WATCH IT. It's RETARDED. Basically, some wannabe nerds who know how to play instruments and THINK they can sing get together and get a band, which, OF COURSE, *EVERYONE*, and I mean EVERYONE, just absolutely LOVES. Even though they pretty much suck.

Best Line: NONE.
Worst Line: Okay, this ruined the whole movie. "Whats your name?" *naked girl writes down SA5M* "The 5 is silent."

WTH? You loser!

DO NOT WATCH

Mileycyrusrules: I loved that movie, Band Slam.
Boomboompow: Wow, your a loser. *logs out*

by Fergie-Luv August 15, 2009

Pudgy Slam

The action of two obese homosexual males inserting their genitals inside each of their navels. The position this usually takes place during is the classic 6to9 position that most females enjoy during lesbian sexual intercourse. (Basically, two fat guys shove their dicks into the other guy's bellybutton.)

Person 1: Dude, apparently Bob and some other guy pudgy slammed each other!
Person 2: Wait... WTF HOW DO YOU KNO- shh...... Don't tell anyone... Damn I'm going to slam him harder tonight...

by Run2DaCurry July 19, 2011

Oosta Slammed

A gay sex act involving man on man face sitting, razor blades, and piggy back rides.

I can't get hard unless I am Oosta Slammed.

by Nic Cage's Hair July 17, 2013