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candy slam

A sexual maneuver whereupon the female, situated on top, eases her genitalia up gently up the shaft of the penis and proceeds to 'slam' down hard.
I could sure go for a CANDY SLAM! right about now!
by E01, E07, E11, E13 December 6, 2007
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Cooter Slam

The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.
5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.
by masonjar014 February 25, 2011
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Grand Slam

A male performing a one night stand with a female successfully penetrating, and ejaculating in every love hole, before going to sleep.
"Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?" Ya man, I hit a grand slam on her.
by Mr.nunes March 10, 2009
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Band Slam

A movie with I-love-being-naked Vanessa Hudgens, some ugly nerd kid, and Alyson Michalka. DO NOT WATCH IT. It's RETARDED. Basically, some wannabe nerds who know how to play instruments and THINK they can sing get together and get a band, which, OF COURSE, *EVERYONE*, and I mean EVERYONE, just absolutely LOVES. Even though they pretty much suck.

Best Line: NONE.
Worst Line: Okay, this ruined the whole movie. "Whats your name?" *naked girl writes down SA5M* "The 5 is silent."

WTH? You loser!

DO NOT WATCH
Mileycyrusrules: I loved that movie, Band Slam.
Boomboompow: Wow, your a loser. *logs out*
by Fergie-Luv August 14, 2009
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Slam-Bangin

An old and worn out rust-bucket foreign or domestic sub-compact car (i.e. 1988 Honda Accord 4-door... 1981 Ford Tempo)With a serious sound system. Usually these cars come with many trick options such as a broken quarter window (covered with plastic/duct tape) or missing light lenses.
Have you seen Derrick's new old car?... Yeah man, thats a Slam-Bangin ride!
by MATT SABBATH May 21, 2009
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porkchop slam

1. Trounced in a battle of skill.
2. Exclamation of intense feeling after achieving a great accomplishment.
3. Whatever the hell you want it to mean.
That girl's so hot, imma give her a porkchop slam!
by ounrequitedo June 3, 2011
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Texas slam

(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.
Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"
by Dweeb ass69 May 12, 2014
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