Whoopi Slapped

When someone fills their butt hole full of air, and slaps them with it and lets out a poo.

Shane Dawson was crazy as all shit in bed and whoopi slapped me.

by Adrojake January 11, 2011

Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 16, 2013

bam slam

Bam slam has many meanings, all of which are great. It is a common exclamation similar to "Great!" and "Awesome!" And also shares close relations to phrases like "sucks to suck!" It is definitely a trending thing. Anyone who says it is bound to be deemed the cool one in their society.

"Whoa! You just won the lottery!"
"Bam slam!"

"Damnit Maurice! Why'd you do that?"
*shrugs* "Bam slam!"

"BAM. SLAM."

"Wow, Kurtain, you did amazing on that test!"
"Bam Slam!"

"You went skydiving?! That's some Bam Slammery right there."

by bamslammery November 18, 2014

knee slap routine

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”

Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)

by Sandwich Lovers June 11, 2018

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

California Slave Ships

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

Rusty Slag

Coroded stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.

She’s such a Rusty Slag

by Digiduck March 26, 2019