Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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The Ukrainian Shotgun

A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun
by Levilegit October 21, 2018
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Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
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Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...
by yosefstalin September 06, 2013
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rack the shotgun

The act of pulling the foreskin back exposing the head of the penis.
Yo Timmy. I can't find dickhead.

Yo john you gotta rack the shotgun.

Oh there it is. Thanks
by WayneTrain82 December 08, 2017
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Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.
"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."
by nervous_child May 19, 2020
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wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
by Jewish madam July 05, 2018
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