Rusty screw

The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.

Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"

by LargerThanAverageDave May 7, 2023

Screw Scars

Getting bruised while having intense sex.

Men and Women both get caught up in the moment and excitement and of course black and blues may occur. A woman for example, may receive black and blues on her thighs/hips where being tightly held by a man during intercourse. A man for example, may have bruises or scratches on his back from a woman digging her nails into his back when she's coming. Such bruises are 'screw scars.'

by DJ Meshuganeh April 10, 2012

Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.

Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!

by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

screw out of

screw someone out of something
Inf. to cheat someone out of something.

screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.

Max screwed me out of what was due me.

by camotacastro February 11, 2017

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.

I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.

by Clitcracker January 4, 2020