sleep

what normal people complain about doing to much of and insomniacs like me beg for.

GET SOME

normal ppl: oh no!!! i slept in im gonna be soo late!!! eww i look gross!!!!!

insomniacs: WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SLEEP?!?! I AM A ZOMBIE AND YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING?!?!

insomniac then goes crazy and kills the complaining norm :(

by TABISAUR November 13, 2011

sleep

An extremely serious medical condition that occurs due to a lack of caffiene, glucose, taurine, but most likely all of the above. Symptoms of this condition include very low brain function, loss of brain function, and complete blindness for the duration of the symptoms.

Tom: I think I might sleep...
Harry: No! Not you too buddy! Have another can of Red Bull.

by matchsticky July 8, 2011

sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013

Sleep-sucking Dick

When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.

Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that

by BigBoiSmasher July 17, 2021

Sleep Edging

That point where you’re laying down and about to go to sleep but stop and wake yourself up only to do it again.

Therapist: How have you been handling your nightmares lately?
Me: I’ve just been sleep edging and drinking lots of caffeine.
Therapist: Wha..?
Me: I don’t sleep.

by Quinn&Quynn October 9, 2021

Sneaky Sleeper

somebody who's drunk, and see's her dormate doing something sneaky, and deny's it.

That ALEX such a sneaky sleeper!!!

by skyler shagwell April 18, 2007

Dusty sleep

Engaging in sleep with another person either a guy or girl that involves nothing more than sleeping and cuddling.

Used for telling stories to people who have dirty minds.

"Yeah, I slept with him last night"
"omg you whore!"
"nooo, dusty sleep, I didn't fuck him"

by Squeakingfiend March 6, 2008