A man who resembles Justin Bieber and nobody knows why. This species is often short and likes stabbing innocent mothers. If you come across a wild Riley, be careful, he will yell "STAB STAB STAB" and then start punching you. He also will destroy you in a random board game that nobody has have heard of.
by exotictortoise April 14, 2022

The best boyfriend a girl/guy could ask for. Hes kind, funny, and perfect in every other way. Hes amazingly hot, and will make your heart melt.
by Bananana batman September 3, 2018

darius simp and loves pigs hates roblox because she isn't good at it but sweet at salt steal my gum kinda mean anyways she has a swaggy sister and she eats her carpet anyways she eats shrimp beause linas a shrimp and her ex emmett is a poop on a stick i still like she like him lol
riley is swaggy
by sammly June 2, 2022

The act of taking credit for anything and everything good in an attempt to impress those who clearly don't give a shit.
"I thought of a new name for our band but Nick was totally being a Riley and said it was his idea all along."
by corndoglover21 October 29, 2017

Boy#1 “get your hands off Riley cook he is mine!!!”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”
by Juan Pablo Escobar February 23, 2020

This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍
Awesome guy overall 😎👍
by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

RILEY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL YOU WILL EVER FIND IF U GET A CHANCE TO BE WITH HER DONT LET HER GO AND SHE ALSO HAS A GREAT BODY AND SHE WILL USUALLY TAKE CONTROL AND IF SHE DOES YOUR IN FOR A TREAT SHE IS USUALLY INTO GUYS WITH THE NAME JADEN OR JAYDEN JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET A PIECE OF HER CAKE BEFORE U GO
by Bigboy890 December 16, 2019
