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close reading

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.
Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010
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Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.
Sick reads bro!
by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016
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Creamy Reamy

When a guy cums on a girls butthole then gives her a rim job.
Is also the nickname of my moms lameass dog.
"Then he gave me the best creamy reamy of my life"
"....she so nasty she wanted me to give her a creamy reamy"
"Damn Creamy Reamy pee'd in my house again!"
by ChellyGham October 20, 2018
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Screen read

On Whatsapp, When you read messages on your Home Screen as they come in instead of going into the chat where chatmates can see if you read their messages or not.
You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.

David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.
by the_matador November 15, 2020
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Sadbhav Reddy

Sadbhav is a Kshatriya.one of intelligent person is his own life and BFF of Nani Mudhiraj.And also a average looking person with a jawline and a average colour
Sadbhav Reddy is one of the important friend of Nani Mudhiraj.Sadbhav reddy's initial is G for Gaggenapally
by KREMATOS YT July 5, 2022
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Retta Reddy

He is the god of the reddy world. According to the KV Mythology, he is said to be the creator of the world. He is responsible for maintaining peace and prosperity. His sons are Multi Reddy and Retta Mutti.
Retta Reddy is powerful than Multi Reddy.
by THE ONE ABOVE ALL-REDDY October 15, 2023
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I aint reading allat

you will.
Person 1 (types an essay)

Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro

Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?
by Hard Fuzzy Man September 9, 2023
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