roling potato

when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.

when i went outside in the morning to get the newspaper i got a roling potato.

by natebug01 March 2, 2014

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Rolling Webout

When the internet randomly "Shits itself" for more than one person on the internet. You you're left fucking clueless to what the fuck just transpired.

Bro 1: What the fuck just happened?|
Bro 2: Idfk, you got kicked off Xbox Live too?
Bro 3: I DECREE ROLLING WEBOUT!

by Blast Berry February 27, 2014

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rolling in the doughnuts

To snort a drug, mostly related to cocaine, and the nostrils is not wiped clean causing a powdered doughnut look.

Well Josh, been rolling in the doughnuts I see.

by Vincentaims November 22, 2014

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Rolling Kohl

Rolling eyeliner into a prime substance to use as war paint.

"Dude, *insert name here* broke up with me!"
"Don't worry doll, we'll start Rolling Kohl real quick and then kick his ass."

by IBelievedInMoriarty June 10, 2014

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Rolling white out

When you cum all over a girls face and punch her in the asshole

She was so horny she wanted me to punch her in the ass and cum on her face at the same time! Gave her thee ol rolling white out

by Gorillagirl April 26, 2015

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Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.

Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo

by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016

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rowlinged

To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.

Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.

1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"

2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.

J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"

Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"

by flashwildecard April 1, 2016

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