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poor man's Porsche

Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.
Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?
by johnny-b December 23, 2006
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poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.
Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
by Trevor,G May 27, 2008
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poor wingmanship

Poor wingmanship is the term used to denote uncooperative and unsupportive behavior between two or more friends at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties. Not interfering when your friend interacts with unattractive or subpar choices of women or men, by allowing interaction to be carried out farther than polite social contact. When your friend is unable to make rational decisions regarding the person in question due to excessive inebriation and you fail to intervene, you are a poor wingman.
You let me take home that guy with big ears and bad teeth! Dude, that's poor wingmanship!
by KatjABV August 5, 2010
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Millennial poor

A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.
I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor
by Poor Millennial December 27, 2019
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Poor person

Owning a nonapple produced phone.
Friend: I have a galaxy s9 edge
Me: ew I didn’t know you were a poor person
by John hon February 18, 2019
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Poor Ass

Somone who says no about somthing, or one of ur friends, or somone gay.
A person in general.
Hey POOR ASS!
Hey Poor what are you doin later?
"Can you lend me a ride?" "nope can't" "poor ass"
"Poor what's ur plan for the weekend?"
by Strands57 December 25, 2006
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Poor jab

I spent the last of my pay check

You poor jab!
by Chicken Dippeeeeer June 17, 2011
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