determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.
Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
by smart cookiez April 01, 2011
When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.
I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!
by Mike Hind September 19, 2008
1:
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
by (mostly) aussie slang ; April 29, 2022
A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)
Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina
Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina
Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.
So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.
So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009
Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.
by Josh Billabong February 05, 2008
When someone says they have someone "in their pocket" they mean that they have the person on check! Meaning they own someone.
by Poke_You_In_The_Eye August 11, 2006