Planking

The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.

They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.

by Plank_Master October 13, 2011

Plank

Noun - A stroll off of a pirate ship

Aye matey, time to go for a plank

by panovision101 October 8, 2011

Plank

Someone who has no chest or ass.

"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"

"Yeah, but she's a plank."

by Zadeos July 23, 2017

Plank

Can be a derogatory term used to describe the skin colour of someone who's skinn resembles the colour of wood. Is also used to call people stupid/dumb.

You boys are planks.

by Lazerxvenom September 13, 2018

Plank

A girl that has no butt or boobs

Damn man that girls a plank

by Smartestdumbass February 6, 2019

Plank

Someone who doesn’t show up, after confirming they’re going.

Joe said he would pull up later, but now he’s planking! What a plank!

by dabobcat June 10, 2019

Plinky stonker

It’s absolutely nothing. A made up word that no one in the universe knows the definition of. Often, it’s used in confusion spells and hymns cast by hallucinogenic cult leaders.

Do you have the plinky stonker?

by Jakainn July 9, 2021