Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018

poophole pilot

A person that likes to fly the anus of another persons , much like a pilot would be in the cockpit, so the poophole pilot flies his penis into the rectum of another person.

Jeff is such a poophole pilot did you see him fuck that asshole

by Poepholl Pilot March 11, 2019

Rice Pilaf

A code word for nudes/ sending nudes.

Bill: "Yeah she said she was gonna send me some rice pilaf, hold the carrots"

by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019

Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.

Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D

by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019

The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

by cockran April 4, 2019

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"

by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019

The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.

Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

by boeing737229 December 25, 2019