Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet

Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend

by TTJR January 20, 2016

shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

Pet Junior

One or more high school juniors selected by a high school senior to receive mentorship or to engage in social activities.

"Poor Patrick—he doesn't have a pet junior."

by Jimmysonglaugh February 18, 2017

Clan Pet

She/he is the bitch of the clan, they are less popular then the clan slut but still whorish. They live to one day be a clan slut.

LOL, Did you see what i made the clan pet do with that chick?!

by James-D_O_A October 20, 2010

Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 15, 2022