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Huggy pets

The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.
*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!

*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.
by Fordyum April 25, 2021
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National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet
Happy national pet day
by National pet day May 20, 2024
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Pet Collecting

(The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)

Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals

Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds

Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)

Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion

This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries

(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution
Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found

Kid 2: What is It

Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting

Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it

Kid 1 OK Bring it On!
by baliebox4916 February 9, 2023
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Teacher's pet

A demon who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single fucking question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher (massive debt.) This demon thinks they are superior to their peers (based people + sigma) because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around like this stupid little child demon is the teacher. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break. Like wtf bro.
*Normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
by PersonDude23 February 10, 2023
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Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar
Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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Pet Supplies

Hi I'm Ryan, welcome to pet supplies.
by J-Dudson July 31, 2019
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Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!
by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021
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