Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

1) When you think something is "the greatest of all time" because you have heard it said by others for so long that you begin to believe it yourself.

2) Conforming with a majority of people's opinion about something being the "greatest of all time" when you might not fully understand why.

A day in the life of someone with this condition...

Person #1: DUDE! Snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time.

Person #2: That's strange. I could have swore the other day you said Kit Kat was the greatest candy bar. What made you change your mind?

Person #1: Well, I read a Rolling Stone article listing the 500 greatest candy bars of all time. They placed Snickers as number one. OMG SNICKERS IS THE BEST BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS. NOW I THINK IT'S THE BEST TOO

Person #2: Oh God, you're suffering a bad case of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

by topaz25 November 27, 2011

pepper

Word co-opted by douchebag celebrity blogger Perez Hilton (otherwise known as Mario Lavandeira) in an extremely lame attempt to create cool new slang to enter into the vernacular. Failed miserably.

"That is so pepper." Pathetic.

by Sir Pops-a-Lot June 11, 2006

Pepperoni Pizza Special

To perform the Bellacinos Special. You need first a large pizza, 1 tub of garlic spread, and 5 packets of mustard. Your partner and you must be in a back hoe with an enclosed cab. Then place the pizza on your girlfriend and dump the garlic spread on her ass. Also remember she must be laying. take 4 packets of mustard and squirt them in her crouch area and then squirt one in her eye. Stick your dick in her rear and eat the pizza off her back. then when ur dick is covered in garlic spread stick ur dick in her pussy and wait til it is covered in mustard then stick ur garlic/mustard flavored dick in her mouth and blow your load. she will enjoy the special.

Wow me and my gf really had fun last night. She loves the pepperoni pizza special

by Tony Palmer August 22, 2006

the Peruvian Puff Pepper

aka the Tripple P. When a female performs masturbation on herself after cutting up jalapenos or habaneros (on purpose or on accident). Often the vagina-holder feels a tingly-burning sensation on their clitoris and has one of the most sensational sexual experiences.

I was enjoying my quesadillas and shit when I decided to masturbate. Well apparently, I forgot to wash my hands and ended up giving myself a Peruvian Puff Pepper.

I was talking with my friend about the Peruvian Puff Pepper and about how much she enjoyed it. It wasn't until later that I understood that she was talking about the Drake and Josh episode and didn't like putting spicy juices on her coochie.

by highlandhottie October 31, 2021

pepperoni nipples

Nipples normaly the size of pepperoni , and can normaly provide an umbrella size covering over your head.

Kyle Dixons Pepperoni Nipples Provided excellent cover in the rainstorm.

by Joey Parise August 19, 2008

pepper the tailgate

A gruesome act that originated in Sidney, Nebraska where a person who is experiencing explosive diahriha (an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations) drops trouser, bends slightly at the waist and procedes to unleash "pepper" on anyone's "tailgate" that is nearby. This is usually done at drunken field parties in Western Nebraska as a form of entertainment.

"Hey me and ol' Ramrod are going out to Sidney tonight to play pepper the tailgate, you in?"
"Sure, I love playing dodge the explosive diahriha."

by G stein April 11, 2008

peppering

Usually involves a rude customer at a fast food resturant who then requires that the short order cook reach into his pants and remove a handful of black curleys in order to "pepper" the food item.

Jake thought every customer at White Castle was rude because he was hung over so, he spent the day peppering everyones sliders.

by WiWright April 7, 2007