Parker

The most generic white person you’ll ever meet that has a foot fetish.

God damn I fucking hate Parker

by Roving_boi November 21, 2021

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker

just a nigga with a rocket launcher

parker

by dumbassjames November 2, 2021

Taylor Parker

She doesn’t show her bd any appreciation, shes fine asf, caring, mean sometimes, always tryna play, she doesn’t know how much her bf loves her

Taylor Parker is my future wife

by unknownkel October 3, 2021

kayli parker

runs around the halls screaming leave me alone and flips u off if u even say her name-brady willman is in love with her

"hey did u see that kayli parker walking around"
"yeah i asked her something and she yelled at me and flipped me off

by marbyssssss September 9, 2021

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew

Look at that stupid shity bitch parker

by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021