Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.
Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
by peepopog123123 January 27, 2021
Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
by Lil park November 02, 2020
Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Amanda. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 02, 2020
by VTG POISON February 25, 2019
A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022
Humungous schlong. Works out while watching MarkiPoo FNAF letsplays. Female Manipulator, only listens to Wheezer and the Smiths. Owns multiple of Hard Rock Nick's pre used panties.
THE VOID THE VOID IS COMING WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS PARKER LOOK OUT
by LeftySs April 27, 2022