Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.

Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024

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by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)

Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY

by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021

Your Parents

This is a noun used for indicating where your parents are at. This could be used for instances like:

“Hey, where are your parents? Did they go to get the milk again?

by D3LTA EDITS March 10, 2023

parents hail from Canada

Facts

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024

Parent

The best thing that will ever happen to you. They are caring, and they are the only people that you can count on to love you. Also they try their very best to spend their lifes caring for you.

"My mom is the best parent ever. For she lets me go to school, she feeds me, and if it wasn't for her, I wouln'd even be alive!"

by LIFEASAKID May 13, 2018