don't pank on my tong pound

a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."

While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.

by Apache Street January 4, 2008

Private Pound

A private all girls school with mostly "dogs" that look like/have been from a pound.

"That school is a private pound man, there all dogs"

"That rot bitch is from the pound!"

by Shaw but nah May 19, 2009

cybar pound

the act of pounding it during a conversation online. for instance when iming or commenting on facebook or myspace

(online)
jannis- yo patricia is a sexy bitch!
pete- i know i tapped that lastnight.
jannis- toobad shes straight. poundit!
pete- cybar pound!

by thatloudgirl October 31, 2009

Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.

Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."

by sexy jesse May 10, 2010

Dong Pound

A place where many men are located against their will.

Hey Scruber lets go find some babes, this place is turning into a Dong Pound.

by Slippyslip December 10, 2010

down pound

When a male decides that life is no longer worth living, or that he is no longer interested in procreation or sexual pleasure of any kind; he engages in a unique and courageous act of self mutilation known as a "down pound". The act itself requires the male to sit on a chair or in a hunched position and then proceed to punch downward at his genitals, forcefully mashing and smashing his penis and balls until they no longer are of any use and in some extreme cases, no longer recognizable as genitalia.

In a drunken and distraught state of mind, John Henry took out his sexual frustrations by down pounding his frank and beans into a bloody mess. He regretted this decision almost immediately.

by Pablo Diablo 29 September 20, 2018

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that

by meatier slab September 30, 2023