when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.
man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
by block bros. July 17, 2014
Get the Ghost Poomug. A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."
Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?
Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.
Unison: Yeah~.
Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.
Unison: Yeah~.
by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010
Get the Scooby Poomug. 9am
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
by Everton dude January 3, 2020
Get the Coffee Poomug. When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"
Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"
by Meowfriend February 25, 2013
Get the Alcohol Poomug. 1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)
Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!
Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.
Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.
Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
by bazgil123 February 3, 2009
Get the Eggy Poomug. a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.
by tuckalow November 11, 2018
Get the binchy poomug. Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
by Robes100 October 14, 2013
Get the poo nestingmug.