Ghost Poo

when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.

man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.

by block bros. July 17, 2014

Scooby Poo

A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."

Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?

Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.

Unison: Yeah~.

by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010

poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell

"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"

by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016

poo snooze

Taking a nap in the work bathroom while sitting on the toilet.

I was so exhausted that I had to take a twenty minute poo snooze.

by Allonsy_away March 13, 2016

Sebby Poo

The type of guy to think everyone is his friend when all anyone wants is for him to shut the fuck up and obey

Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)

Holy fuckin butter balls, ur being such a Sebby Poo!!

by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 25, 2023

Fraud poo

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.

Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.

by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015

Poo Kiss

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.

My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.

by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011