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New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.
by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010
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take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.
Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.
by TomoC22 March 1, 2011
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plasterd

means to be stoned beyond beleif (f*ked up) - holler zach
by Gina Mae May 2, 2004
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plaster

sticky strip which hurts wen pulled off da skin.
ouch dont pull the plaster off.
by amy rulz duh. August 26, 2003
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Planters

A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.
Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!
by DLG June 29, 2003
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Plate

Word used to describe someone who says they will do something but does not or someone who flakes on a plan
Matthew: I’m gonna get so plastered every night on this beach trip!

*Second Night*

Matthew: Hey guys I’m actually too tired, I think I’m gonna just pass out

Josh: Man, I knew you were a Plate!
by TUTIMAN807 March 22, 2020
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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog
Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!
by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
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