paperweight mode

when an electronic device is rendered useless either through suicidal behavior or user incompetence

Guy 1:"Hey man can I play your PSP?"
Guy2:"Nah, its been in paperweight mode ever since i tried to hack it but fucked up."
Guy1:"Well, FUCK! That sucks."
Guy2:"Yea, so does your mom."

by Mr.Biggly July 6, 2010

Papp Smear

When paparazzi and the media selectively use negative photos and/or stories of celebrities in an effort to manipulate public opinion of that celebrity.

Lisa: Oh my god, can you believe that Papp Smear of Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on vacation in Hawaii?

Allison: Ooh, that’s gross!

Lisa: No, I mean the photos that showed supposedly how fat her butt was, when she’s really a size 2?

Allison: Oh yeah. That was pretty obnoxious of the paparazzi and TMZ, but typical.

by Mrstz October 14, 2010

pappa-bird-it

(v.) when you jerk off into a girls mouth while she lays on her back

"Oh, you're ovulating and I have to pull out? Ok, i'l just pappa-bird-it till I'm finished.

by know-one November 25, 2010

paperless work

Bureaucratic work of the new era that does not involve paper, as opposed to paperwork, popular before invention of the paperless office.

First used in Futurama in the episode about the movie Minority Report.

From Futurama:
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?”

“In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry

I've outsourced the data entry to oDesk, because it is such a tedious paperless work.

by bugpower December 15, 2011

PapsMcsmear

a sexy hamburger.

Ninja #1 "Im hungry for some cunt and some butthole"
Ninja #2 " Sounds like you could use a PapsMcsmear"
Ninja #1 "You said it, Ninja!"

by snakedart December 13, 2012

Papapassaphobia

A rare mental disability that prevents a player from passing the basketball to his teammates.

Green: Yo man, what the hell is up with Sam Bae?
Ben: You gotta understand man.. he has a rare case papapassaphobia.
Green: Oh shoot... alright man..

by greenleef January 15, 2013

Pappert neck

Where one allows an x amount of dirt to accumulate on the back of one's neck causing them to give the appearance that they do not wash the neck

Damn you got pappert neck.

by Pappert neck November 29, 2015