A panda that is of the semi tribe. Often one of the coolest animals in the world. They can be seen munching on bamboo from one of many bamboo farm locations. There activities included: munching, eating, chillin, bamboo. See also McDonalds number five, extra crispy.
Person 1: Yo dude check out that semi panda!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Over there eating that bamboo and acting hella cool!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Over there eating that bamboo and acting hella cool!
by Semi panda July 11, 2010
Get the Semi Panda mug.A cute fluffy animal who’s extremely playful and somewhat human like.. Also something girls look like when they put their hair behind their ears and look up.
by UhhhN February 2, 2022
Get the Red Panda mug.When a male fornicates with a female of the Asian race in a way that makes her scream with pleasure/pain in her native language
by yo what it do October 12, 2009
Get the Panda Slaughter mug.A panda cunt is somebody who has sexual fantasies about the panda bear and often masturbates whilst thinking about the animal. Many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner
Rhys: Mmmm I love panda's... Will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!
by Soups-On January 7, 2012
Get the panda cunt mug.n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".
***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***
***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***
by clawz January 26, 2006
Get the water panda mug.Obtained from sitting in the sun whilst wearing sun glasses. The sun glasses protect the eye socket area from the sun, whilst tanning the uncovered parts of the face. This results in an unbalanced tan, "Panda Eyes"
Gabor was sitting on the sun drenched beach wearing his sun glasses for many hours, when he returned home and removed his glasses he was concerned by the white rings around his eyes, he said "Oh my, I have Panda Eyes"
by joninho May 26, 2009
Get the Panda Eyes mug.In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved when the owner of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!
Verb form - to pandarise
Verb form - to pandarise
Margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.
Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby
Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.
Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby
Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.
by pale fire October 16, 2008
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