Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.

Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!

by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021

Brick Shoes

A shoe that is not raising in price for resale value

Those shoes are brick shoes

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

virgin shoes

they are shoes that are so ugly and are very cheap and people that usually wear them are virgins.

" ohh Connor , back at it again with the virgin shoes!"
" you have such virgin shoes"
"why are you wearing virgin shoes?"

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017

shoe bail

Its when u're skating wiv a loose shoe on. And wen u ollie or try another trick your shoe cums off and u fall off u're board.

Oh my god he shoe bailed!

by Comrade Coombs August 3, 2005

Shoe Dang

What you say when you're excited about something working out in your favor.

"Shoe dang!" - he exclaims after lining up the carpet pad perfectly.

by Tlordd329 December 20, 2020

Shoe Curling

when you empty a bean bag out on a floor, preferibly a corridoor, so all the little polystyrene balls go every were, then you and your mates take one shoe of then take turns curling you shoes up the corridoor to see who getts closest to a cup.

basically like ice curling but with shoes.

ITS NICHE !!!

The other moring when i was pissed out of my dick, i burnt a hole in a bean bag by acciedent, and i had an apiphany to play curling on my corridoor. i called it SHOE CURLING

by FULLDECK26 March 4, 2011

batterd shoe

Where your shoe gets dirt on it and it won't come off for nothing

Dude....that dirt wont come off for nothing thats a batterd shoe

by Possum aka logan February 22, 2018