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Jeff: Hey Debbra, what is the meaning of life?
Debbra: Nothing, you idiot.
by aesthetic weirdo February 6, 2018
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by steve uzkaki May 13, 2018
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a word that one says when asked what is "wrong"; usually implies that something is in fact "wrong" but that the person does not wish to share this information with the person asking
Jason: What's wrong, Tasha?
Tasha (on her period): Oh, nothing.
by $auceMan June 13, 2018
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In Elizabethan slang, “nothing” was a term for the female genitalia
Hamlet: That's a fair
thought to lie between maids' legs.
Ophelia: What is, my lord?
Hamlet: Nothing.
by nooot July 29, 2018
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The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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Super Hot Boyfriend: “Whatchu doing baby?”
Vanessa “Nothing”
by Black Sugar December 20, 2018
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