Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.

Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming

by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

Broken Chan

That one horny 10 year old in your discord group

Wow your such a Broken Chan

by Bob Mcguire Junior March 15, 2020

Brokenated

The act of feeling disrepect from an inanimate object that no longer functions as prescribed.

JA MAL... JAMAL... EH. My iPod is brokenated, dis a long ass flight and I gots to be able to listen to my mothef*%n Chingy!!

by Scott872004 August 30, 2010